here’s a picture of a baby cedar waxwing begging for food from a robin. neither of these species are nest parasites, so it’s not possible the cedar waxwing was ‘adopted’. this is essentially the bird version of tapping a random person on the shoulder at the grocery store and going “MOM”
I love that the robin’s body language is basically WHAT THE FUCK WHOSE KID IS THIS
Robin is bathing which make’s it even funnier. More like the equivalent of a strange kid barging in while you’re taking a shower and demanding you make them mac n cheese right now
When everyone comes back and you’re not alone anymore
When you’re the last one to say something and nobody replies for 3 hours
When the chat’s been dead all day but it’s your day off and you have nothing to do
When everyone’s talking in the chat and you’re getting notifications but you can’t talk because you’re at work and you’re not supposed to be on your phone
When you post something in the group chat and it gets ignored
When you wake up at 4 AM and find the chat filled with like 50 messages you missed and gotta scroll through
When you make a joke in the group chat and nobody thinks it’s funny
moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by
truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms
BUT HE DOES LET HAPPY DRIVE HIM WHEN HE’S TAKING PETER HOME, BECAUSE GIVING PETER HIS FULL ATTENTION AFTER DRAGGING HIM INTO THE AIRPORT FIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO TONY THAN FEELING PERSONALLY SAFE
AND THAT’S THE TEA
MY FUCKING HEART
I’m just still not over that he memorised exactly how to get to Peter’s home and Peter’s little puppy dog eyes of surprise when Tony’s correcting Happy just I swear this is fanfiction